The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Can Purell be used as lube?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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