doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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