so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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