You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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