so that wasnt chicken after all
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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