So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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