Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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