do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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