He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
vagina is talking i cant
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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