smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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