So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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