he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Randomize
