dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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