There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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