That's when you crack a 10am beer
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
