Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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