I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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