Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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