I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she smelled like a LAN party
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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