Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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