So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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