If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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