Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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