shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I will die if light touches me.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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