You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
