honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
