I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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