And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
only if we run a train.
done.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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