wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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