If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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