sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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