Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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