remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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