I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
