No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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