whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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