so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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