i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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