So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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