I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
