Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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