sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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