well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
