I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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