There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
