u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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