he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
