Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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