i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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