He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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