I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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