dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
