But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I want to fling myself into the sun
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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